Monstrózní memoáry – Till Jochen (2024)

A humorous book for children and the whole family! ***** What happens when a vampire grandfather is left alone with his grandchildren for the first time in 587 years – and for an entire weekend? Does he have enough thrilling and unbelievable stories prepared to entertain them? ***** And can he convince them that things may not be as they seem or as everyone claims, and that even a sworn enemy can ultimately become the best friend? Welcome to a world of incredible encounters, humor, kindness, and understanding, where vampires and werewolves coexist. ***** Warning! The book contains mostly true memories of Count Dracula himself. And it is teeming with various hideous monsters, such as a giant yeti, a treacherous werewolf, a slimy water creature… So you’d better not read it at all! You might learn things about monsters that you’ve never read before. Outrageous lies portraying monsters as friendly, even almost human beings. So take my advice, you have one last chance: quickly throw the book away and keep your distance before it ensnares you in its web! Yours respectfully, Van Helsing.