Její třešničky – Bloom Penelope (2020)

How did I meet her? A gentleman doesn’t brag. Luckily, I’m not a gentleman. First, I paid her for a pastry (I mean a dessert, but that’s beside the point), and then I deflowered her. And after that? I left her my business card and walked away like a king. Yeah, you could say we really hit it off. How did I meet William? He came into my bakery, bought a pastry, stole flowers from a vase – I still have no idea what he wanted to do with them – and left me his business card. Before I tell you how I handled it, I should clarify something: William entered my life at the worst possible moment. The bakery was failing, my intrusive ex wouldn’t leave me alone, and just by the way, I was a twenty-five-year-old virgin, which my friends constantly reminded me of. Solving my last problem with William's help would have been like killing a fly with a hammer – excessive, but amazing. William was incredibly attractive – he was sexy in that way that makes women do stupid things, and because of that, I was thinking about completely crazy things. I thought that if William killed that fly with his impossibly well-defined muscles, the fly wouldn’t even mind – and I felt the same way. So I called him. Maybe I knew it wasn’t a good idea...