Kolega na zabití (2026)

There is something strange about my downstairs neighbour. At first glance, she seems completely immune to my charm, which is odd, even suspicious. Yet I know that despite her permanently frowning expression and strict suits, she feels the tension between us too. Why else would she complain about the noise? It seems more like a cry for help, an invitation to knock on her door. One look at her empty flat tells me that work is her entire world. The last “man” to see her bedroom probably had a tail and whiskers. Clearly, she needs my skills, and she needs them right away. I have a talent for people: I can fix them, persuade them and make them feel good. But my past catches up with me at the worst possible moment, and instead of dating my neighbour, I now have to work with her. What could be more tempting than a forbidden office romance? I will somehow solve my little secret problem while finding time for my new colleague, during work and after it, on her desk and mine. First, she has to agree to go on a date with me. She says absolutely not. But there is always a way: blackmail, bribes, a great deal of charm, and perhaps all of them together.