Temný pán 1 - Školní roky - CDmp3 (Čte Petr Čtvrtníček)

"When he woke up, he found himself in bed... He looked at himself. He still had the body of a human child. So it wasn't a dream." Trouble times n! The dark lord lost the battle against the magic of Good – HAHA! – and a giant cosmic hiccup expelled him onto the parking lot in front of a department store in the southern English town of White Shields. The former arch-villain and ruler of the Dark Realm is now confusedly rolling around in the body of a thirteen-year-old brat and doesn't understand what to do on the tiny planet Earth. For all hell's sake, what could be worse? You bet, dear children, that plots and adversities will soon feast on him. As soon as the police, doctors, and social services examine him, they assign him to kind-hearted foster parents so that this poor little orphan can become a bit more CIVILIZED after the shock and, above all, stop babbling so terribly. The local correctional facility known as school will POLISH him up. Those brainless fools still don't realize what a magnificent villain they are dealing with? The first part of a fantasy cycle by a British video game creator and expert on the dark souls of today's teenage gamers. His grotesque work won the annual Roald Dahl Prize for the funniest prose for youth. Recording length: 7 hours 2 minutes, narrator: Petr Čtvrtníček.